Nov 23, 2007
Nov 1, 2007
Scubed gets cool!
Karl Agius
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Spotlight on: Zeffie
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Veils of Time...
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Life...
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Instances
The society of the new millennium, a total population of 6,605,008,900, all separate lives, intertwining at some point. Now consider all the possibilities of how and in which directions can their lives change in a single instant. Indeed this is life, a path one takes to reach the final destination- some sort of dream and fulfilment (on any level).
Most of the time, I find myself thinking about these instances. I mean, I might sound like I have nothing better to do with my time but still, the realisation that a second ago my life was perfect and after a phone call everything came crashing down, is something very real, something one has to learn to deal with. The problem with most people is that they don’t stop and think, realising, taking note, of their surrounding environment, because they have to keep up with the rest of society- the media advertises that; one cannot afford to lag behind.
Then is all comes back to you. Being the social animal I am, I tend to speak with many different people, all with their own problems in life, joys and so on. For a example a friend of mine was over the moon with happiness as she was seeing this guy. They had been dating for quite a while now and things were moving in the right direction. A week after they broke up, and of course, desperation followed. This is understandable but this is my point- in a instance we can latterly be thrown to the opposite end of the emotional scale. You might think yes, big deal, we all know that. Well how true is that I don’t know, since for starters, if one had to realise that in an instance a life can change, one would automatically realise that every decision taken doesn’t affect only the maker but also the surrounding people, in some way or another. The fact that we have certain problems that could be simply avoided through careful consideration of our action rests my case that most of us have no idea of how to live in a society.
Fair enough, the human is egoistic by nature. I’m sorry that’s not a good enough excuse to justify certain things. I mean we have come a long way in manipulating nature in order to survive so why can’ we control this? In any case, as one can see, the occurrence of these instances is completely out of our hands. Incidentally it’s because of these drastic and sudden changes in our lives that humans are constantly on the lookout for ways and means to know their future.
So what can one do about all of this? Learn how to deal. That is the key to avoid desperation. These events occurring in our lives are sometimes inevitable, and learning how to accept them helps. I’m not saying just sit there and say “ah well there is nothing I can do about it” and let it slide by. This is not as healthy since usually it can come bite you in the ass, and this does not qualify as dealing with the situation, just skidding past it. A good example of dealing with it is by taking as much as you can out of the bad situation, try to find an alternative, be positive. In poor word be pro-active instead of sitting there and moping, because even though you might not be able to solve the problem, the fact that you are doing something about it helps especially from embarking the lane of desperation and loss.
Once again you might come to a point where things seem to grim, but don’t lose hope. Remember there are people around you who might be able to help you, and don’t exclude anyone since help can come from the strangest places. That’s all for this month an remember “there aren’t any problems, only solution”
M @ U
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Spot the Blue Box!!!
So basically, by half seven in the morning, most of the spaces are already taken. You will end up going round and round university in vain trying to look for a blue box, while somewhere like the ring road is half empty. But no you cannot park there because you will risk your car getting towed. So although you would have arrived at Uni early, you will still get to your lecture 30 minutes late and probably get thrown out of the lecture room, or if you are lucky, just a very nasty look and a sarcastic comment.
One can try and understand the reasoning behind the administration. Probably last year several lecturers complained that they were not able to find parking, just like us, but the administration took the complaint a bit over board. To normal logic, there are many more students than lecturers, but two thirds of the parking is dedicated to administrative staff… is it just me or is the ratio a bit wonky?
There was a problem with parking last year, and now it is even worse. They had to increase the parking spaces and not decrease them for us. They have solved problems for lecturers yes, but not for students. Anyway, most lecturers are on a part time basis and come to lecture at 4pm, when most students would have left, so I don’t know what the reasoning behind this new system was.
The only good thing I can come up with is the permit. Yes I agree that only university students can park on university grounds, or else other people will take up the little parking we have left! However, University regulations state that to get the permit, one needs to present the insurance under their own name. Now seriously, how many students actually have their insurance under their own name, when the insurance premium for people under 25 years of age is sky high?
I know how the administrative staff will respond to these complaints… there are more direct buses now; students should use buses instead of coming with their own cars! Yes sure, if a student catches the direct bus at 7am in the morning, there is still 99% chance that the student arrives at University at 8.20/8.30, due to factors such as traffic, and also the minor detail that the ADT forgot to mention… direct buses are now passing through St. Luke’s and Mater Dei before making their way to University. So you are leaving home earlier than you would have if you use your own car, yet you are still arriving at Uni late for your lecture. All hail ADT!
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A search for the Soul
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!Bite Size!
Queenstown, New Zealand: A contractor made quite a big mistake by incorrectly stacking the NZ$10 slot of an ATM with NZ$20 and vice versa. Dozens of customers used this Kiwibank ATM with one person making 40 transactions. The bank does not intend tracking down customers who were given double the money but reimbursed all those who lost money. (>)
Bangkok, Thailand: Thai police officers who break police rules will not only be forced to pay a fine and penalties like the other members of the public but will have to wear bright pink armbands featuring the young girl icon Hello Kitty as a mark of shame. Thai police colonel Pongpat Chayaphan stated that ‘simple warnings no longer work’ so it was decided to make the offenders ‘feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor’. (<)
Pennsylvania, US: On the 2nd October 2007 Russell Byars became a world record holder in stone skipping with a mind boggling 51 skips. This throw tamed the old record of 40 skips held by Kurt Steiner. Mr. Byars is a 43 year old engineer and, needless to say, a professional stone skipper. He is nicknamed The Giant because of his size (188cm, 114kg) and proves that size might play a part in increasing the number of skips.
Moscow, Russia: Andrey Scherbakov, a 15 year old boy, accomplished an unprecedented feat in the history of aviation. After running away from an alcoholic father, he found himself near Perm city airport where he bypassed security and got into a wheel well of a Boeing 737 bound for Moscow – 1300km away. In these planes the wheels do not entirely retract but remain exposed, leaving quite a lot of available space. Upon arriving in Moscow airport, workers found the boy on the tarmac. Unbelievably, he was alive after enduring 2hrs traveling at 900km/h at an altitude of 10000m and a temperature of -50°C! He is reported to be in a critical condition but survived due to his body being frozen. His hands may have to be amputated as a result of frostbite.
Nevada, USA: American couple Michael and Iana Straw pleaded guilty to child neglect brought about by their obsession with the game Dungeons & Dragons. Both young adults (aged 25 and 23) were unemployed and spent their recent $50,000 inheritance on the computer game and a large plasma TV screen. They were so addicted that they failed to feed or clean their young children (11 month old girl & 23 month old boy). Police were called in after neighbours’ complaints that one child was constantly crying and after investigation, the children were found on the brink of death. Both children are in foster care while the parents risk 12 years of jail, obviously without a computer. (<)
Who are the sexiest, rudest and funniest Europeans? Researchers from Reader’s Digest were dispatched to 19 different countries to interview 4000 people about other nations. Italians were decided to be by far the most popular and the sexiest, followed by the Spanish and the French. Belgians were voted the least sexy and least popular. The United Kingdom was said to be the country with the best sense of humor, and are also those who contributed most to the world with many people citing football, medicine and industry. The Irish however, were said to have contributed to only one thing – Guinness! The Swiss seem to be the most serious with a very distinct 19th place in humour, yet the Swiss were said to be very polite, as are the Norwegians. Germans are at the base of the scale and are least polite. Lastly are the Dutch who were voted to be the most unbiased. Paris is Europe’s favourite city while Italy is the favourite country.(<)
Aleisk, Russia: Nadia Barabanova broke a world record the second she was born on the 17th September 2007 by a Caesarean section in Aleisk, Siberia. At birth she weighed a massive 17 pounds 1 ounce (7.75kg). The previous record was set in 2005 by a 17 pound Brazilian baby. The 43 year old mother, Tatyana, had already given birth to 8 girls and 3 boys and all weighed more than 11lb. The story behind these ‘heavy weight’ babies, is that the family had no money for “special foods” and so “ate everything she could” while pregnant. (>)
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Spontaneous Combustion
The first known account of spontaneous human combustion was reported in 1663 by a Danish anatomist Thomas Bartholin, who described how a woman in Paris simply "went up in ashes and smoke" while she was sleeping. In 1673, a Frenchman named Jonas Dupont published a collection of spontaneous combustion cases in his work De Incendiis Corporis Humani Spontaneis.
Since then numerous reports of spontaneous human combustion have been made. All seem to follow the same pattern: the victim is almost completely consumed, usually inside his or her home. Sometimes, accompanying the body, a sweet, smoky smell in the room where the incident occurred is found.
Strangely enough, charred bodies of spontaneous human combustion are often found with their extremities intact. Although the torso and head are charred beyond recognition, the hands, feet, and/or part of the legs are unburned. Also, the room around the person shows little or no signs of a fire, apart from a greasy residue that is sometimes left on furniture and walls. In rare cases, the internal organs of a victim remain untouched while the outside of the body is charred.
Not all spontaneous human combustion victims simply burst into flames. Some develop strange burns on their body which have no obvious source, or emanate smoke from their body when no fire is present. And not every person who has caught fire spontaneously has died, a small percentage of people have actually survived what has been called their spontaneous combustion.
The Theories
To combust, a human body needs two things: intensely high heat and a flammable substance. Under normal circumstances, our bodies contain neither, but some scientists over the last several centuries have speculated on a few possible explanations for the occurrence. In the 1800s, British author Charles Dickens ignited great interest in spontaneous human combustion by using it to kill off a character in his novel Bleak House. The character, named Krook, was an alcoholic, following the belief at the time that spontaneous human combustion was caused by excessive amounts of alcohol in the body.
Today, there are several theories. One of the most popular proposes that the fire is sparked when methane (produced when plants decompose) builds up in the intestines and is ignited by enzymes. Yet most victims of spontaneous human combustion suffer greater damage to the outside of their body than to their internal organs, which seems to go against this theory. Physicists speculate that the fire begins as a result of a build up of static electricity inside the body or from an external geomagnetic force exerted on the body. A self-proclaimed expert on spontaneous human combustion, Larry Arnold, has suggested that the phenomenon is the work of a new subatomic particle called a pyroton, which he says interacts with cells to create a mini-explosion. But no scientific evidence proves the existence of this particle.
As of March 2005, no one has offered scientific proof of a theory explaining spontaneous human combustion. If humans can't spontaneously combust, then what is the explanation for the stories and pictures of people who have seemingly burned from within?
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Mar 21, 2007
The X-Factor
We live in a life that seems to rob us of happiness at every turn. Very pessimistic view of reality, but somehow true. For example, why? Why did you have to cut off my Will and Grace, or Sex and the City? Porque? I mean, if that isn’t a direct stake to my heart then what is? Well…
Recently I was at this place, when I met my last ex, the one I had a relationship with, which was rather platonic on many levels. In anycase, I was there with my friends having a vodka martini, after god knows how many tequilas, and suddenly I see my ex. It’s like a something prompted me to raise my head up. As a reactive instinct I slid backwards behind my friends… and hid. I mean come on, it’s not something I would usually do. I was there, looking absolutely fabulous (I was, what can I say… ;) ) and I simply hid. It’s not a case of not being over someone. It’s more of ‘crap’... I mean even when you get over someone, the scars of your past relationships, the ones that meant something, are still visible and there so you know how I feel.
When you break up with someone, you mourn your loss and eventually move on. Moving on is the tricky bit. To prevent any relapse of pain, you do your best to avoid that other person who smashed your heart against the walls of life (dramatic but that’s how many people feel). Everywhere becomes filled with emotional landmines. You think thoroughly before going out asking questions of the type; Will my ex be there? Will he/she be with someone? Or else you end up crossing places off your list because you might associate them with memories of you two together. Geez, not only relationships are hard to maintain, but you also get a bloody aftermath most of the times.
A friend of mine once told me that to get over someone you must spend half the amount of time you were in that relationship mourning the loss. Then move on… does it work so easily? What I usually do after a break up is enter this high state of ‘perfection’. I mean Malta is a small country and you are bound to encounter your ex at some point in time. What I do is make sure I look my best everywhere I go. For starters it makes me feel better with myself since I’ll be goodlooking. Also if I run into my ex, god forbid, the last thing you want to do is show him/her you’re a mess. It would be better if you gave him/her the impression you’re doing great- you’re single, stunning and fabulously enjoying it, always hoping he/she feels the regret of what was lost… as much as you do.
Then there is the reverse affect. You meet your ex, and once again you look fabulous, and surprisingly enough he/she is happy to see you. They smile at you ask you how you are, what you been up to and so on. All of a sudden, a stranger comes up to the two of you and establishes his/her presence there. You’re “do you mind this is private”, like you’re trying to show your ex you’re kind of into him/her. Then this stranger, puts his/her arm around your ex. ‘Crap’…it’s your ex’s new partner! Nice work ding-bat you just made yourself the biggest looser/fool/desperado of the century, while that SOB/dumb b#@$ard/mo-fo of your ex enjoyed the whole charade. Compose yourself and leave-planning a distasteful revenge.
We are trying to survive a world where ‘all good things come to an end’. Pretty grim I know but somehow true. Then again it’s our life. So we should try to fill it with as much things that make us feel good – trash the things that you don’t like, including your ex, press the ‘next’ on your life remote controller and say ‘oh he/she is cute’, smile and don’t forget, being single is another fun part of life. Cheers ppl...
M@U
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N7N
The seven wonders of the world is a list of seven remarkable constructions of classical antiquity. The structures were all man-made monuments and were selected by Philon of Byzantium in 200 B.C. His selection of wonders was essentially a travel guide for fellow Athenians, and the stunning sites were all located around the Mediterranean basin, the then-known Hellenic world.
· The Great Pyramid of Giza
· The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
· The Temple of Artemis
· The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
· The Mausoleum of Halicarnassus
· The Colossus of Rhodes
· The Lighthouse of Alexandria
Of all the original seven wonders, only the pyramids of Giza have survived and for this reason a Swiss-based, for-profit corporation called New Open World Corporation (NOWC) has decided to revive the seven wonders. The selection is being made by free and paid votes, through telephone or online. The first vote is free to registered members and additional votes may be purchased through a donation to NOWC. In addition to the sale of votes, NOWC relies on private donations, the sale of merchandise such as shirts and caps, and revenue from selling broadcasting rights.
In September 1999, the founder of the company, Bernard Weber launched the first New7Wonders website and nine months later, on the 26th June 2000 the official site was launched to facilitate a global vote via the internet. By September 20th, one million votes were cast proving that this campaign was to be a success. In February 2002 an e-mail chain letter campaign started by Turkish Internet surfers drove the Turks to surpass the US in voting participation. This began a whole race between countries until October when the Chinese started voting at a rate of 70,000 votes per day! Being the country with the largest population it was very hard to overtake and in fact China still retains the lead.
Nominations kept pouring in to the New7Wonders board till the very end of 2005 but on the 1st January 2006, 77 sites with the highest votes were selected out of a total of 177. Twenty-one finalists were then chosen by a panel of experts and voting was restarted to select 7 sites as the New Seven Wonders of the World. The seven winning sites will be announced in Lisbon on the 7th July 2007, i.e. 07/07/07.
One disappointing fact for us Maltese is that not one of our historical monuments were submitted or nominated. Ġgantija temples, in Gozo are the oldest free standing monuments in the world and therefore surely deserve some international recognition. They pre-date the pyramids of Egypt and cannot be compared to those of Stonehenge since the British temple was built many years after. The only problem there might have been would have been to surpass the criteria required to be nominated. All sites had to be man-made, completed before 2000AD and in an "acceptable" state of preservation in order to be nominated.
In my opinion the idea of reviving a list of seven wonders is a step forward for the preservation of each country’s cultural heritage. As soon as the idea was published many countries began restoring their old buildings and monuments in order to make it to the new list of seven wonders. 177 sites were nominated but many more historical artifacts exist and it is thus very hard to choose just seven sites. Eventually this new list will also become obsolete with the introduction of new sites, designs and ideas together with the possible destruction of ancient sites either naturally or by man, just like what happened to the ‘old’ but not forgotten original seven wonders of the world.
Zachary Engerer
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We're Doomed!
“The earth’s rising temperature caused a large chunk of ice to break off from Antarctica and plunge into the sea. The resulting shockwaves generated huge waves that flooded low lying lands around the globe and even the tectonic plates were displaced. Failure of the ozone layer caused all equatorial regions to combust and the Amazon jungle quickly became a wasteland. Finally, the large displacement of water caused the Earth’s orbit to change slightly and sent the planet on a collision course with Venus.”
You’re probably thinking that this is a fictitious and overly exaggerated prophesy of the future; and you’d be right!! I just invented that on the spur of the moment! The truth is that global warming is a much publicised issue and it is very easy to confuse separate and unrelated issues. For example, the first paragraph mentions the failure of the ozone layer. This is indeed an environmental crisis but is not connected to global warming in any other way than it being caused by mankind.
Furthermore, the political agenda of nations also influences their stance on global warming. Consider, for example, the United States of America. The most powerful nation on Earth unsurprisingly has a huge appetite for energy. Consequently, their stance on global warming is one of general indifference. The problem is that other countries also have rising energy needs, in particular, India and China.
What, then, is the truth? A good question; for whilst the basics are agreed upon, the consequences are disputed. It all boils down to the green house effect. It has been described as a blanket covering the earth. Solar radiation passes through the atmosphere and warms the Earth’s surface. Reflected solar radiation in the Infra Red range is absorbed by green house gases (GHGs) like Methane, Carbon Dioxide and even water vapour. This further warms the earth by 33˚C. As a result of industrial processes and the burning of fossil fuels, tons of excess greenhouse gases are being pumped into the atmosphere every year.
What are the consequences and are rising global temperatures really a catastrophic result of increasing Carbon Dioxide concentrations?
It may be, for example, that the temperature increase is due to normal climate change. In fact up to 98% of greenhouse gas emissions have nothing to do with mankind. As television presenter Jeremy Clarkson put it, “That means, a Range Rover, doing 10,000 miles a year, produces less pollution a day then a cow farting.”
The problem is… he’s right, and the Methane gas from cows is a far more effective GHG than Carbon Dioxide. However, most of the GHGs produced are actually the products of heavy industry, produced in large volumes in countries like the US and China. Those are just the sceptics of global warming talking. Life exists in an equilibrium, change a factor at too fast a rate and, no matter how seemingly insignificant the change, the results may be disastrous. Consider also that this 98% natural global warming warms the earth just enough to sustain this climate. The extra 2% may tip the scales and also the added heat may produce more water vapour increasing global warming. Oh dear!!
In search of some concrete answers I hunted for some lecturers. I figured they could give me some straight answers. I finally managed to interrogate the “Science of the Earth” guy. Unfortunately, the answers I got do not allow me to make any predictions regarding the future of the Earth. What I can say is that GHGs can be found at higher concentrations over urban areas and this may give an indication as to their area of influence.
The fact of the matter is that nobody can be certain about what will happen. It is true that climates fluctuate over the millennia, but will ice ages really be triggered by global warming? All we can be certain about are the unnatural phenomena occurring around us, periods of drought and polar icecaps melting. We can be sure about one thing…global warming is indeed a problem and its consequences may have far reaching and destructive results.
http://www.globalwarming.org/article.php?uid=65
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson
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